t-thanks:

*coughs up blood* i mean im pretty chill you know nothing really gets to me and

furiouslyfeminist:

tiny-floating-beluga:

I had a dream Donald Trump made some new racist comment on TV and I got really mad so I started a coin jar and labelled it “F*ck Donald Trump” and every time the coin jar was filled I would go to the grocery store and buy eggs and use the eggs to egg his house but eventually people started getting wind of my noble cause and they started coming from far and wide to my house to contribute to my coin jar…. soon these billionaires started coming to my house and shoving wads of hundreds and checks for millions of dollars into the jar and I was making my entire living off throwing eggs at Donald Trump’s house… I had this whole campaign with t shirts and bumper stickers and rallies all with the slogan “F*ck Donald Trump”

Make this dream a reality

iguanamouth:

why was ariel so impressed with the fucking fork in the ship “WHATS THIS WOW” are you kidding me your dad swings around a giant glorified golden fork everyday the state mermaid education is in is appalling

wunjos:

fun fact: teen titans used 2 be my life

fatselfloveblog:

bold is for my favs

• G-stage (only ships to US)
• Boohoo
• Plussizefix
• Torrid (only ships to US)
• Newlook (only ships to EU)
• Forever 21+
• OldNavy
• Rosegal
• Rainbow (only ships to US)
• Rue21
• Fashiontofigure
• Target+ (only ships to US)
• Kmart+
• Alight
• Debshops (only ships to US)
• Dressbarn (only ships to US)
• Helloplus
• Lovedrobe
• Yours
• 6pm
• Alloy
• Amazon
• Cato (only ships to US)
• Christopher & Banks
• Cool Gal
• Dr. Jays
• Evans

Honourable mentions (aka not cheap but i still love it)

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imalwayslatetowork:

My friend: I would never wish death on anyone
Me: see…..that’s where we’re different

mrsthirdward:

magnolia-noire:

xfilesseason10:

lorellaigilmore:

nicki minaj just cleared up my skin and made me neurotypical 

My dad just called he wants to be in my life thanks Nicki

imma get a job, a man and my financial aid reinstated this week thanks Nicki

I just bought a new car, thanks Nicki

kinkshamer69:

even constructive criticism eats me alive tbh keep that shit away from me. let me bask in my faults

sifhappens:

sifhappens:

I heard my brother say he was going to dairy queen so I suck into his car and he has no idea I’m in here

he asked his friend what he wanted and I popped up from the floor ‘I was thinking about a milkshake’ I have never heard two teenage boys scream louder

how-ya-derrrn:

don’t act like just because it’s gonna be october that means you’re gonna go spend late nights in the forest with orange leaves, hoodies, and a significant other when we all know you’re gonna lay on the couch and watch Halloweentown High on Disney Channel

kevprices:

hi i’m banksy, and you’re watching dismachannel

exxpelliarrmus:

I wish I lived in the city like when ur pissed and you wanna storm off for a while you can go anywhere, to a cafe or a museum or a fucking park like where the hell am I gonna storm off to here in suburbia fucking walgreens?????