Incorrect Harry Potter Quotes [1/?]
“…There are more important things–friendship and bravery” - Hermione Granger
I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant
harry potter was such a fuckin jock tbh
star player of sports ball
hated history of magic (which would’ve been fascinating)
just likes shooting his magic-gun
such a bro tbhtrust fund jock that became a cop
who married his high school sweetheart
seriously whoever decided they wanted to see movie voldemort disintegrate into dust instead of his body remaining intact wasted a huge opportunity. just imagine this cinematically. the darkest wizard of all time. falling with a thud. then silence. hogwarts realize he is dead for good. then harry’s friends cheering him on, and voldemort’s body is just kind of there. alone. his death matching just how pathetic he really was. just bye.
one thing I never see anyone take into account is the fact that Hogwarts must be crawling with cats. you’re allowed to bring either a cat, an owl, or a toad. if we assume only 1/3 of the students bring cats with them, that’s still, like, HUNDREDS OF CATS.
#and how many of those cats were spayed or neutered??#are there rules about spaying/neutering your cat and when were those rules made if so?#do the teachers remember the ‘great kitten infestation of 65?#where they had not just hundreds of cats at hogwarts but HUNDREDS OF KITTENS#so many kittens the students come to hogwarts with a cat and come home with an armful of them#teachers are given kittens#mcgonagall walking into class carrying a kitten#kittens chasing after dumbledore’s robes in the great hall#playpens in the common rooms for kittens#kittens everywhere
WHAT IF MCGONAGALL TAUGHT MANNERS AND STUFF TO THE KITTENS AND THEY EVEN TRAINED THEM TO BE LIKE HELPERS. LIKE THEY COULD LEAD 1ST YEARS TO CLASS AND ALERT TEACHERS TO MISCHIEF OR RETRIEVE MADAME POMPFREY IN AN EMERGENCY
naming your kids after constellations is literally so much cooler than naming your kids after dead people tbh harry should’ve continued on the glorious black family tradition
[kneels down and puts hands on shoulders] delphinus potter, you were named after a dolphin in the sky how fucking sick is that. there’s a dolphin in the sky. a fucking dolphin
little dipper potter, you were named after a pot in the sky. 420 blaze it, son. high five