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medievalmalware:

‪Lady Bird 2: They Found More Age To Come Of ‬

weavemunchers:

The worst thing is seeing a herd of straight boys walking towards u I feel like they’re going to challenge me to a sport or ask me if I finger myself

ladies

slimetony:

mannlygamer:

slimetony:

make your boyfriends day and 👏 buy 👏 him 👏 some 👏 glue👏

Why does he need glue? What is he making?

👏 none 👏 of 👏 your 👏 business 👏

setheverman:

midtown120blues:

Tumblr 2018 timeline

-seth everman kills someone

-thot becomes a slur

-website surprise shut down in February

the next person who sends me this post is getting murdered

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

I can’t believe that the government is watching our every move and yet they refused to warn me that I was about to walk into a Panera where THREE of my exes were working together.

Hey, the government? You could’ve texted me. You’ve got GPS; they’ve got their jobs on Facebook; I know you know we dated. You knew, you have the technology, and you just let me walk in there, make eye contact with them, and walk out without ordering anything. Fuck you. I hate this country.

somuchforthetolerantleft:

comedianthrax:

anyone else a literal serpent writhing on a keyboard at best buy

i’m at staples but otherwise same

mediumsizedboy:

hakushokuwaisei:

racheldotgov:

ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me

Hi! Croatian here. As an inland country, I found a job processing uranium. We have a lot of it.

God I wish I was processing uranium in Croatia

lesbianrey:

clarbage:

lesbianrey:

hey guys im hungry should i order some wings

here they come


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bergarass:

you: hey demons it’s me, ya boi

me, an intellectual: hey, you demon fuck

swordmutual:

vainvaihe:

lesbianfroppi:

vainvaihe:

swordmutual:

swordmutual:

swordmutual:

swords? sexy

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okay its at 69 notes nobody interact

FUCK

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